by Stanley Luddington
School: Oakwood School
Appearance and size: A giraffe neck, a swan's feet, penguin face, camel body, eagle wings and a fish tail.
Diet: Bark, stone, ratatouille.
Habitat: A 100,000ft cliff ledge.
Behaviour: It is very bad, so bad it would cause catastrophic, hectic injuries and intolerant, deadly, vicious, unthinkable, execution machine.